the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
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What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
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The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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