I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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