I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Randomize
