He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
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I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
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I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
I love you.
Bad choice
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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