my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
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She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
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classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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