Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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