do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
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She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
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This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
My Sexting was not on an AP level
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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