can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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