I want to stick my p in your. b.
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Who died my cat blue again?
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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