Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
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I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
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I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
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