4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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