You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
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Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
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I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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