at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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