Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
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$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
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Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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