No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
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hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
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The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
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