This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
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Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
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I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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