Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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