hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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