We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
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No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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