Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
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hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
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Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement 😭😂
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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