the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
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He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
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My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
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