And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
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everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
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I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
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