that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
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