he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
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Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
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This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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