remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
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So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
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Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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