Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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