I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
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Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
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50% drunk capacity currently
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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