Me too!
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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