So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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