doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
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Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
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yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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