i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
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ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
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Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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