Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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