laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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