arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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