sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
the day after is always just damage control
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
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Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
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What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
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