I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
Randomize
