I'm lost and stupid without you.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
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so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
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I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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