Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
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Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
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hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
It all started with a game of naked twister.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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