I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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