Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
so let's talk penis.
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Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
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It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs