Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
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K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
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It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.