I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
make that 40.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
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Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
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He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.