I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
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today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
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I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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