Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
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