You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
