my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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