he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
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