just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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