Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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