are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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