There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
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Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
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Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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