Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
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There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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