I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
send nudes
from the living room?
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