We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
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Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
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Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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