May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
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like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
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I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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