Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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