Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
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Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
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She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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